Saturday, September 20, 2008

Crazy for some...

So I had an interesting conversation with Husband this week about my annual appointment. I got a "have fun." At which point I had a hard time not giving him the finger. My response was "naw babe why don't I send you in my place?" "We can get them to nicely insert a speculum in your ah hem place." You don't even want to know what he said then. Even so I would rather see her then my friggin dentist so there's that; and my dentist is even a nice guy; although I would totally protest him telling me to don a gown and then compressing on my uterus. I just don't think that is a place that dentists shoud be going.

Funny thing is that this was not an unusual conversation for us. Darling Husband does not get embarrassed and is actually pretty understanding about otherwise "taboo" topics. I guess every once in a while he may surprise me but for the most part it is par for the course.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

A Solid

So the Husband just asked, as I typed away while he was vacuuming, are you explaining how I am doing you a solid? My immediate thought was when did you turn back the clock to 18? Yes he was doing me a favor; because yes I broke a wine glass. No I was not drunk, and yes it was an accident. It involved me not wanting to hold it and trying to find space on the TV tray that has NO space. So it bit the dust, huge bummer. So now we need a new set of white glasses (Husband broke one months ago) and a set of red glasses in the first place. I am back on red after a few years absence...

Aunt Hilarious and Uncle Fun had us out to visit in one of CA's wine countries. We had lasagna the red wine was flowing. I drank it because I knew it was good stuff even though I was thinking probably not such a good idea. Aunt Hilarious thought it would be a good idea to have margaritas because cousin super young was gone at his first sleep over. So we attempted to watch Snatch and have margaritas. The story ends with Erica going down and Aunt Hilarious being well, hilarious. Bad night, worse morning, fun night. However, it resulted in my not drinking red wine for years without a stomach turn. Thankfully, I am cool now! :) We always had the most f-ng fun visiting Aunt Hilarious.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Getting Started

You will all have to forgive me as I am a blog virgin. In fact when my little Sister said something about a blog when she was in high school (I was in college) my response was "blog; what the hell is a blog?" My technical education has only grown since then. I can now, thankfully, update my own iPod thanks to several different tutorials by Husband. I told him I really didn't care and that I was perfectly fine with him doing it for me, but no. I get the "you are 23 years old and you have a college degree you need to be able to update your own friggin iPod." When you put it that way, how can I argue?

So why blog may you ask? I guess I am just looking for a place to get all this crap off my chest. You may from time to time hear about my crazy dogs, my hilarious Husband, my loveably wacky Sister, my hordes of blessedly appreciated friends, and apparently my opinions about just about everything.